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SUPPOSEDLY THE PHONE WILL RING
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  • Listening to: The phone ringing
  • Reading: Spam
  • Watching: That clown statue
  • Playing: Mind games
  • Eating: Flesh
  • Drinking: Blood

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fantage1236 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Read this or you will die



a pedophile was looking at kiddie porn when a new tab showed up. He realized he clicked a link

if you don't send dis to 23886217900362623252416198573982820010000213221235772272272927666628269 Peeps nothing will happen 
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Enortos5632 Featured By Owner 20 hours ago  New member
:iconchainfailplz:
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babychilliam Featured By Owner Edited 4 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
SHUT THE F**K UP ITS STORY TIME

One day, potato was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite HENTAI pages when all of a sudden a new tab opened up. She was confused, since she clicked on the link. The tab showed nothing. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept pressing the AFGHJKLELD button to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Her keyboard and mouse broke because they were really crappy off-brands. She then took a long-butt break because she had to take a dump. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she thought it was dumb as f**k. She made a retarded mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her butt appeared on the poo-tastic screen. As she didn't look at that trippy poop,  she could see the picture. The longer she looked at it, the more poop-quality the picture became, until the picture resembled a butt itself. The speakers of this sh!tty computer suddenly let out an extremely loud "SUCK MY POOP". Potato covered her eyes, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door opened when she tried to open it. The  noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her dumb brain. She threw that freakin' computer into a frying pan, and cooked it for breakfast.
Potato was found in the kitchen when her dad returned home from his work…

Copy and paste this message on to 0 other plz accounts in more than 17898765432345678765434567 years or you shall not have the same fate as Potato did.
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TheRedHibiscus Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Artist
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And you're here reading this,GO ANSWER IT!
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RyuKareii Featured By Owner 1 day ago
:iconfreeinternetplz:
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Naminsan Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Student General Artist
LOL READ THIS

One day, Shit was surfing the internet. She was just looking at her favorite pages when all of a sudden a stupid ass chain mail opened up. She was confused, since she didn’t click on any shit whatsoever. The tab didn’t show anything, just a screen, because this is bullshit. When she tried to close the tab, nothing happened. She kept punching the screen to close it, but instead the tab turned to full size. Suddenly, the cracks in the screen of the chain mail turned completely black. It wasn’t only the shit screen that turned black, all the button and everything else on her screen did the same. Even her mouse disappeared off the screen. After a little while, she decided to turn her computer off because she simply thought it was broken. She made a big mistake. Out of nowhere, a full screen picture of her mother appeared on the black screen. As she looked at it, she could see that the pictures eyes slowly started shitting out rainbows. The longer she stared at it, the more desu the picture became, until the picture resembled Desu itself. The speakers of her computer suddenly let out an extremely loud AAAAAAAAAAAA noise. Shitcovered her ears, but it didn’t help a single thing. She tried to leave her room, but the door didn’t budge when she tried to open it because Uboa was in the room :iconuboaplz: . The AAAAAAAAAAAA noise just kept getting louder until it was too much for her…
Shit’s dead body was found later in her room when her YOMAMA returned from her huge dump…

Copy and paste this message 15 other plz accounts in less than 2 hours or your Mama gon eat da shit outta you just like she did to that one kid's pet Hotdog.
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Brofist12342 Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,

this

really

works!!!!

1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3

times!

2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!

3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.
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And shove it up your ass because magic ain't real.
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Russia-Love Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2014
Copy and paste this to 6 billion ppl in one hour bc ull die lol



POOPI
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TogetickloversNEwPlc Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
hay guysss
im gunsa shw u how to maek a belivbale chain mal!
ferst mak some girl or somthan who died. ok, now dat u hav ur totiilyy not recukured miki hastun, rite the bakstoree!

Hi, mah nam is Maka. my dadde illed me wen I was 7 and now im 8. I hav so many scarz and bloode eyz. I carry arund a buthcr nife. if u dut post dis on 10 othr plz accunts, I well kiel u thz nite. hurry uph, tiem is tickng!
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BFDIfan1 Featured By Owner Edited Sep 15, 2014
how to make al the pl wabn 2u;

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