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SUPPOSEDLY THE PHONE WILL RING
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Is Absquatulate.



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  • Mood: Egghead
  • Listening to: The phone ringing
  • Reading: Spam
  • Watching: That clown statue
  • Playing: Mind games
  • Eating: Flesh
  • Drinking: Blood

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m-u-r-d-e-r-e-r Featured By Owner 5 days ago  New Deviant
WARNING, DON'T STOP READING THIS.

Once, there was someone named Jonathan. Jonathan was a stone. He belonged to me. I planned on bringing Jonathan to school with me. So, I did. I introduced him to everyone who was my friend. The very next day, I heard on the news that Jonathan killed someone. I found out it was all a dream. THE END :)
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Random-Red-Dragon Featured By Owner Edited Jun 22, 2015  New Deviant Student Digital Artist
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PaiiNSteven Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
This freaked me out This isn't fake. Apparently, if you copy and paste this on ten comments in the next ten minutes, you will have the best day of your life tomorrow. You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain you will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. In the next 53 minutes someone will say I love you or I'm sorry

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Mewtres Featured By Owner Edited Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I͕̙̹ͅF ̜͇͍̳͎̳̼Y̸͓͈̥̖̹̬͎O͜U̮ ̵͖D̤̝͍͙͡ON͍͖͈̣̙͎͖'̛͔͍̘̖̲ͅT̤̬̟ ̢̭͚̪S͟E̼̹͉̜N͘Ḍ̝ͅ ͟T̶͙̗̙̲̰̖̥H̟̤̮͕͕̙̺IṢ̬̟ ̧T̹̦̯̝̭̟̝O̠͉ ̡̩̬͔̬̖͈ͅ1̤2̱̝͙͙̀3͙͙̲ͅ4̡̲̼͉̯5̫͕͈6ͅ7͔̦̼̼8̥̭̱̪9ͅ8͔7̜̖8̡̗3̮͎7͙͢4̢̯̘̫͎̦̥6̗͎̯̖̮̱̀3͈̼5̦̜͉͘2̖͉̲̥̬̖̦4̩͉͕̫3͙͞6͠4̡͉̻̝̳̬̳̹9̷̰̤͇̫͈̬4̫3̙̣̤͍̩͖̮͡2̳͙̼6̫̱͙͉̗2͉4̣̩̠͖͔ͅ68̴̮̣̤̪̱͖9̮̹͓̪̘͔̱̕8̳͔̠̪2̤̣͍̕9̣͕̣4̩͔̝̲̻̤5͈̩̰͇͚6̷̞͉̻̝̪8̳͎ͅ6͕̠̹̹6̼͇̮̘̟͢5̶2̤͖͠0̢̞̳̯0͝5̡͈̣̝̣ͅ7̵̣̙̠̫̰͇3̷̰͇͚͙̯͍5̺̤̼͔̗͖3̧̙̬͍̫̗͈ͅ7̴4̨̤̰̳̘̞8͖͔̠7́6̘͇̰̞5̬̖4̩̭̥̘3͈̮̖4̙5̀6͎̠̗͍̥ͅ7҉̬̟̺͈8̦̪7̻͕̮̦͎̘͝ͅ65͚̜̩̪ͅ4̝̭̯̣͜ͅͅ3̞͉2̼̰1͔̼̰7̺̳8̯̭͈̯̥̯͘9̮̥̯́8̦͍͚͖̳̺͜ͅ7̶͍̤8͈3̝̦̻̥̭̞̱7̻4̭̥͟635̭̖̟̖̝͇̘2͏̟̠̘̞4̮͖͔̮̪36͟4̷9͎̗̮͖̬̟4͚̻͚͈̭̠̺3̗̳̭͖͓̲2҉͎͉͇̣̱6͍2̰̱͓͓͜4͉͎̮ͅ6͓͎̩̦̝8͍̘̣̯͖9̢͙̻̲8̷͕2͖̺̫̳̬ͅ9̡̫͍45̦6̭̻͚͙8̳̹6̤̼̘͉6̜͈̩̝̲5̠̜͔̖͙̹̪2҉̱̯̣͈͙̠0̩̩0͡5̳͎̳̻̺7̵̱̹̲͇̞̟͚3͍̝̣̝̣5̮̖͉3̶͕̮̪̗̰̜ͅ7̣̗̖̟̜̗̪͢4҉8̛̤7̳̫̹͚6̭́5̰͇͕͔̟̫̯͢4̶̜3̦̳͈4̰̼5͇̘̖͕̘6̵̘̩̘͓̭7͏̞̱͔͈ͅ8̱7̣̰̀6̷̰̙͉5̺̘͇̪̰̜̠͢4͚̩͚̳̬͖͚3̘͙͈̘̭͎2͕̠́1̥͇2̷͙̪̘3͡4̹͖̺̰̰̯5̥̪͈̳̟̱̦6͇7̴̖̲̤8̠͕͕͓͖̻͠ͅ9̺͚0̶9̡87̴͕̟8̛̰̠͚̗̻̗̙3̭̦̩̦̩̘̣7̦̫̭͜4̰͔̲̦̗͠6̜͈3̖̖̪̺̻̦̥͡5̬̼̲̻̬̰2̗͕4͘3̩̹͕̙͠6̫̰̺͈̥̹̖4̲̞̥̩̫͚͝9̸̲̦̗4̴̭͉̥͔̖̺3̶̭2̧6͈͍2̸͖̣̝͇4͎̫̻68̺̱̝̹̳̦͍9͔̲̦̀8̟̘͈̮̱͉̰2͖̺̮̜̫͎9̟̪̜̘͚̦͕4̷̱͎̩5̖͖̝6̯͚̗͕̯̲͉͘8̸͔͔̖̭ͅ6̮6̥̹̹͘5̰͓̱͚2̹͔͉͇0̸̮̖̲͍͓0̸͈̣̼͍̮͉̦5̪̣͓͍̲̗̠7̟̳̕3̫̯͟5̝̘͕̜͚3̲̹͙7̪͢4҉͙͕̯̣̝͙̦8̴͎̖̖̹̞7͎̣̜̼͉͍̤̀6͈̩͈͠ͅ5͎̬4̷͍͖̳̱̳ͅ3҉̺͖͈4̜͉̤̬͟5͍͈̳6͚̺͙̹̳7̩͉͡8̤̰̣͟7̘̮͉̲̘̣͟6̣͙̱̰̣̼5͈͎̪͉̪̖͘4̲̣͙͝3͉̼͓̜̹̰2̢͖̯͇̮͍͍ͅ1͔̭2̻̬͎̼̞ͅ3͚͕4̲̠͎̖̗̪͉͠5͉̟̮͓̳6͏7̢8̬̻̪9͍͡0̗9͙̪͈̠̲87҉̖͙7̺̻̙̖8͎͙9̧̝̬̼͔̖̖8̵̰̯7̗͈̤͖̹̬̞9̤̳͕̰̠͔̳͘8̳2̶̜̦̹̯9͍̖̜̲4̠͕̦͖͉̣̬̀5͚̩͞6҉̹8̜͚̳̘̠͚͟ͅ6̴̗͚͇̗̼͉͍6͈̮̣̹͉5͠2̯̥͓͠0͏̟̩0̛5̞̞̥̯̘̝7̵̬̼̗̪̗͓͇3̦͓͜5̛̮̩3̶͙̫̠̙̻̟̮7͕̥̙4̣̬̠̲8͈͘ͅ7̝̬6͓̱̮͓̞̭̙5̻͎͔͈̮4̠̞̞͚3͍4̴̪5͚́6̛̹7͍̥̘͉̥8̩̪͇̟̹͠7̛6̴̹͙̯͎5̬̰̼4͉̙͢3̷͇̪͉̟͖ͅ2̬̪͖1͔͎̦͠78̘̙͓͉̣9̨̼̯̮̱̩8̠7̼̮̘̪͕̩͚8̲̯3̫̰̘̤7̶͎̱̟̣̳ͅ4̭͟6̬̲̮̖̹3̖̼̤͕̰͡ͅ5͖2̫̭̞̬͕̬̬4҉̲͇͕͕̻3͈̗̠͎͙6̤̳̮̭̠̩4҉͈̝̲9͉̙͚̦̖4͚̬3̲̝̬̗̳͜2͔̖6͔̠̥͙̤̠̘2̼̲̬̺̗4̪͔̣͎͡6̰͉89̪̹̠͚̯͎̖8̥2̦̻͉̜̱9̖ͅ4̺̱͜7̯͖̩ͅ6̖͔͔̗̥̫5̵̖͔̟̖4̜̞͠3̷͕̖͉͎̤6̰̫̥͞7̶2͓͚̤̯̦̦͇8̣̙͚̗͔̯̕2̹9̮͕͓͎̮͡3̮̣̘̯̙̥͞7͕̩͓̜̩̕2҉̮5҉̻͔̥̳2͔̕33̨͚͍̰͔2̱̀1̙͉̱͝1̝̱̮̹1̙̥̝͉͇1͘1͇̝̰̰͝2̯̺3̖̱̹͖͓̕4͈5̤͘ͅ7̟̻3̢͎̝8͖̭͍͈̤͡8̜̠̭2̸̻̜̥̹͇7̵̰͙̱35̧̙5̗͚3͏7̟̰͓͘2̨͔̣̦͓82̢͚̖̘̲͕8̖͚͠2҉̩̤͓̘̱9̮͙̯̦̜͕͝3̷̪̤̫9̸̼͈83̠̬̣̬͝7͙̬̪͕̱̭͟ͅ6̟̮̹͚͍̞̤2̵̞̤̫52̀678̜́2̶̻̟̩͔̳̖̬563͚͈͓͚̝̣̬͜7̫͉̺͓͚̼͘8̰̖́98̡̦̜͔̳̤̘̯7̖͕̺̱̬ͅ6͎͉͇͔͕̲͚3̜̘͓7͉̗ͅ2͚8̞͈̟̭̟̱9̻̫̩̰ͅ3̶͙8̤7̬̹͜6̮̩͝3̢̺̘2̘͇̰͢7̣̝̭̝͚̠̺8͚93̙̳͞4̟͙8̻͟7̪̝̖͈̘͝6͈̥̖̱̦3̥͓̠̠͝2̵͔5͞7̪̙̪͓8̗͈͚͖̲̮̺2̺̻̣̟̪9͖̥̱͚̀ͅ3̜̳̩̝̖̬̹6҉̯5̫͖̮̝̪͉͝3͚̫2̶̩̱͕̖̮̩ͅ6̲̯͚͕7҉̠͇8͕̙͓͇̪̱̫3̛͚͉̩̳̗̯̞4̘̝͟7̶6̹̻̩3̴72̱̟̯̦͞8̹̗͔̭̮͎̹7̟̹͈͔̕4̳̮͚͕̺8̫̹8͕̦̱̙͠7̢̻̗4͓͕͔͍̬͡8̫͚̫͖ͅͅͅ9͖̜2̲̻7̻̰̙5͜9̳̰͎0̝̩͍̺8͏̠͉̭7̶4͖̻͜3̨̪8̛̱̪͙̘̞ͅ9̘̘5̢7͉̞̳4̴͎͍͍̪̫3͙̬̹2̦̻͔8͕̪̗7͉̤̱̖6̵̩4̙̣5̬̮͔̯̯̰6̪̹5҉̩̼̯̮̰̘8͔͚̩͕4͏̞2̶̮̻͖̦ͅ94̳̳7̲̜̩9̭8̗̤7̨̘̭̰6͏̙̟̥̼̺0̖ͅ2̻̯̬7͍̠3̻̙̜̹͈̫̩8̙̣͍̗ͅ5̲̦͇74̜͖9̟͚5̕8̶͕̯̳̝̟͍̭8̯̪̟͙2͉̪̮̜͖̱̣4͏͇6̜̳̮̭̫̹̱65̵̗̮̹̣͓3̡̮͚̱3̲̲̤̯̯̠5̬6̳̥̪̕5͈̘͕͎͓͜ͅ6̧̮̰̠͍̹͖̯2̲̝̺͕̤͚͜4͕̦9̳7̥̳̙5̤̣̘̪̝̻́2̢9̼͙̩̙̰̗405̗͢7̟͍̥̞̳̙̦2͙̀4̘͓8̤͓5̵̥͙̦̰̞ͅ2̗͍̲̕9̡̟ͅ4҉̲̣̗̭͖̘8͔̙5̪̜͎0̪̝ͅ4̦̬̮̖̲2͖͓͙̬̙̙7̥̖͙̤͟5̳̼̳̮̮͈2̺̹̮3̳͍̼͈̳͡4͚̮͓͖͓74͓6̶̦͓̯͉̳͕3̷͕ͅ52̪͖̖ͅ4̹3̨͉6̕4͖̤̦̼͉͢9̘̻4̹͖͈͠3̠͈̳͡2̗̦͟6͖̳͖̞͞2̝͖̹46̼̪͓̭̭̯8͎̤͘9͍̩̩̖͜82̨̘̲̭͖̗͚9͍̭͖̹4̡̻̬̭̼̻̭̫5̢̬̹͉̗̞͖6́86̣̩6̵̭̺̦5̶̺̣̙̪ͅ2̷̭̦̟̣0̦̬̲̥0̭̣͡5̤̪͍͈̪̰̕7̝̳̣̳͝3̙̜͉͍͔͙̙5̵̬̲̼̯̼͎̰3̢͔̭̙͉̩̭͙7̻4͕̕8̩͟ͅͅ7͇̞̩̥̱͖͞6̘̖̩̮5̩̥͍̙̼ͅ4͏̩34̛̭̦̜̺ͅ5͚̖̯̺̪6̟̪͔̞̱͓͝7̲̦̭8͏̪̱͔7̺͖͢6͇͈̳͈̼̺5̱̬̤̰̩̝4̨̱̩͉̟͎̳3̲̼͉̫̝̜2̨͇͇͍̲̙1͖̻̯̱̪̯͞2̱3͎͓͠ͅ45̪͉͕̥̮͖6̱7̶̦̳̦̼̠̘8̹̝̥̖̭͓́9̢̜̮̻͍0̞̼̞̜͕̯9̝8̪7̥͈̝̥7̥͍̯̪̳͇̺͢8̺̪̬̱̱̮9̺͖͖̩̥̙́8̹̜̻7̴̭̘͙̩ͅ98̻͠2̖̙̯9͞4̣͔͖͔̙̯̕5̺6̶̱̗̭͇̞86͖̞̟̞̪͈̕6̼͉5̥̞͔2̵͍̬0̸0̩̰̦͙̝5̹̙̖͍͢7̨̝̣̟3̱5҉̲3̨̦̹͖̱̲͓7̝̖͙̘̥4̥͉8̭̫̞͎̞7͕͈̠͢6҉5̡̲̻͙̳̩͔̭4̕3̭̹͉̤͘4̬̦̤̭͇͈5̣̳͕͎̜̜̳6͝78̴̳͙̜7̷̙̫͉̜̬ͅ6̯̗̯̘5͕̩͎̱̘̕4̻͉̭̪̩̗͡3̫2̤̺̪͔̹̲̮1̗̖̩̥̯͈7͕̀8̪͙̭͕̭͇͘9̹̙͍̘̲̖ͅ8̠̲̜͎̹7̭̫̜̭̙8̢̩͈̠̝̬͔3̲̩̣̻̫͜7͍̹̪4͍͞6̫̣̥̜3̺̝5̴̥̲͇̹̻̱ͅ2̦̳͙4҉͉̪̥̜͈̲3̛͚͈̟͍͔6̛͍̗͍̱4̧̠̬͕̹̦9̕4̪̼̺͜3͕̯͕̗̱2͇̺̩̹̝6̺̩̻̲̫̮̘2̜̩͔͉̱͢4͏̘̦͕͖̲̮ͅ6̴̭͔̬̰͖̙̝8̲̰͎̖͇͖͎9̺̘̟ͅ8̨̫̮̺̼ͅ2̷̼9̬̟4̹̗̺͎̣7̨̩̘̟͔͔͓̙6͞543̫̝7͖̰͎4̠͖̥͙̭͚6̳̜͍̱͚̜̫3̛̤͙̰̞͚5͕̞̟͎̺̘̗2͙̳̣̫̖ͅ4̡̲͎̱3͇̰̗͘6͙̼͙̕4͢9̨͉̟̫̦̻̭ͅ4̨̘͎̟̗̻3̧͔̱̭̪͔̝2̙͓̯̲̲͈6̸͖2̝̬̙̥̜̹̼4҉̣̬6̰̲͕8̠̖̙̘͓9͎͍̭̹8̺̤̟̝̞2̱̹̗̣̙͈͡9̡̰4͎̤͈5̖̖͕6͙̙͈̬8̸͙6͕̲̟͍̘6̥̭͈̝͈5͔̰̫̖̦͟2̦̭͚̯̟̪̼0͇̟̼͠0͉̘͇̯5̩ͅ7͕̜3̵͉̖̘̮͓53̯7̮̻4͎8̩͚̦͙́7̰̘̖̰̣ͅ6̛̦̮̺͚5̤̞̭̲̺̞4̥̩̻3͏4̧̺̜͕̯͖̗͎5̷̹͎̪̤6̸̫̙͍̮͈̘7͎͍̮̲8̧̮͓̳̦̺̩7͚6͖̱̫͖̠͓5͇̗̯͓ͅ4҉̼̞̳͕͎̰ͅ3̲2̙͓1̬̼͠7̗̯͞8͔̳̫̠͎̤̭͡9̠͓͔͚̹͖͡8̶͇͉̲̤̣7͉̮͙͇8̩3͝7̫4͖͙̮̩̲ͅ6͕̺̼͉̝3̟̝5̨͉̳̠͉̞̳2҉͎̟4̤̳̗̺̖̬̝3̯̠͉͉ͅͅ ̸̱̱̻̱P҉̻͖É̱̦̖O͚̖̭P̹͉̲L̻͍̖̖̭̦̖͝Ȩ͓ ̧̜̫̗T̷͓̗̘̖͎H̱̱͖̝̪̝E̲̜͇̳͉̝͢ ̙͙̥M͔̭̩̣̦͡ͅA҉̪̳͈̯̹G̙̣̣I͍͉͇͖̙̱͟C̢K̜̰̖̫̖̣ͅÀ̩̠̤̗ͅL̰͟ ̷̩͖͚̰P̰̟͇̹̟̫Ǫ͈̦̹̹̺T͍A̡̪T̝͚͇O̬͓̫ ̴͓̯M̬͕͖̲̗O̯̘̺̦̫ͅǸ͎̪͉͙͉̱S̛͈̭̺T̠̠͇͍͔̰ͅE̖͕̠R̤̖̯̹̠̹͔ ̸̤͈W̘͎͠I̸̞͙L̝͉͍͈̜L̰̭̙̺ ̵̫̱E̬̦̜̲̦̲̰Á͕̩̰̹T̟͈̼͉̹̘͖ ̵̦̬̦̺͎ͅY̸͕͈̠O͖̝͇̠̹U͙̩̳̣͓R̯̳̤̥͍̘̤̕ ͈̹̻͇̮̯̪F̨̱̖U̸̙̭T̥̮̲͙̘̣U͇̼̬̣͍̫͕R̭͎͚͖E͙̖̞ ̳̻̥͓͎͙̝͟C̘̙͇̠͙̥H̳̥͠I͈Ļ͍̳̭̟͙̤D͞R̛̩̳̻͚̲E̷̲̻̭N̪͎̟!̤̝̞!̖̖̜͓͝!̘̩͍̱͕͟ͅ!̙̟̬͙͟!̡͓!̞̹͎͓͔!̯̻͎͎̗͞
dats some spooky shit am i right guys
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Kiwibiko Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
There was once a girl eating her chipotle peacefully, she read a post saying "If you do not repost this a hobo will piss on your chipotle.". She ignored.
The next day, after getting a fresh new chipotle, a hobo stole her chipotle and took a fresh piss on it. The girl only cried for 69 days.
If you do not repost, a hobo will steal your most beloved thing in the world, and will prepare to unleash an all-mighty fresh piss.


NOW REPOST.
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Official-Fallblossom Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Digital Artist
fucking shIT
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Exylink Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Student General Artist
FOLLOW THESE STEPS 1. TAKE A PLASTIC CUP 2. OPEN THE TAP 3. TAKE THE TAP WATER IN THE PLASTIC CUP 4.POST IT IN 0 ACCOUNTS 5. DRINK DA WATER. 

Guys, it's really works!
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DendeRedo Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
FAKE N GAY >: (((((
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y wuld u smap somethin if it done evn wrok!//!1//!?!1/1!?1/1?!?!
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Exylink Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2015  Student General Artist
Sonata Dusk Poker Face 
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shadowangel33 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2015  Student Artist
WARNING!!1!1!! NOW THAT YOU STARTED READING, YOU CAN'T STOP OR YOU'LL BE FORCE-FED CORN!!

ONE TIEM, THERE WAS A GUY NAMED JACK SHIT. ONE TIME AT DINNER, JACK SHIT DIDN'T EAT HIS VEGTABLES. THE BOOGIE MAN CAME OVER AND SAID "JACK SHIT, EAT YO VEGGIES." JACK SHIT ALWAYS EATS HIS VEGETABLES NOW.

IF YOU DON'T POST THIS TO 12,345,678,900 PLZ ACCOUNTS IN 0.0000001 SECONDS, THEN THE BOOGIE MAN WILL COME TO YOU AND TELL YOU TO EAT YOUR VEGETABLES.

:iconrussialolplz: sorry this is too funny XD
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